Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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