All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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