Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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