fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
