Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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