Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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