is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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