I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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