I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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