i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
you win again, gameday.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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