Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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