I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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