was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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