Just mADE A PArabola og urine
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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