How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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