i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
This is my gift to your gina
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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