Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
jump out the window naked night went bad
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize
