there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Is Oprah even human
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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