is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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