She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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