i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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