i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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