When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
ok first of all what the fuck
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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