Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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