Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Randomize
