so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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