Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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