I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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