seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
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