She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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