when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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