David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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