i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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