Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
Randomize
