if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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