Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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