Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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