we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
After tacos, we're chasing women.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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