dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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