i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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