Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Fuck me I smell like cheese
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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