My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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