Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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