I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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