I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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