Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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