Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
kristin has been a bad kristin
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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