It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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