It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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