quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Randomize
